or poetry to get in girls' PANTS.
Use it to get in their HEADS

worlds saddest chair
whats wrong buddy
u ok?
Dude, chair… It’s gonna be okay, buddy.
I guess he just wasn’t getting enough ass.
This is the best video in existence. Your argument is invalid.
wait what is this
This was worth the effort of opening up an incognito window and signing into my personal Tumblr to reblog, just saying.
OH MY GOD
OH MY FUCKING GOD
JOHN BARROWMAN WHAT ARE YOU
OH MY GOD
YOU ARE NOT REAL
IF I COULDN’T LOVE YOU ANY MORE THAN I ALREADY DO MY GOD
(Ps: Your scottish is showing)
I started crying, I was laughing so hard, and called my Mama in to watch with me. John Barrowman owns my soul. He is a wonderful person. <3
(Source: shygirl364)
You have my axe
And my bow
And my, uh, harpoon.
don’t forget the riding crop
And his gun.
And the knife
(Source: casckett)











